I found out something this weekend which could drastically alter life in Hanover as we know it. This is some serious stuff here, people. I hope you are ready.
The Famous Hot Weiner has changed the kinds of hot dogs they are using. Kunzler is reportedly out. Berks is in.
I don’t know if you will read this anywhere else (OK, there may be other reportage, but this may be the only one which doesn’t mask as a bad Faulkner impersonation) so take this seriously. I may have to go do some special reporting on this and will report back with my findings. That’s the kind of sacrifice I make for my readers.